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April 20, 2012
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Talking 'Bout Babies with my Sister

  • Me: ...And their eyes are blue, too.
  • Sis: Aw :) I imagine babies little voices will sound really cute.
  • Me: In the vag cave
  • Sis: Little Baby Poop.
  • Me: ...
  • Sis: Do you think cherubs have intercourse like humans or lay eggs like birds
  • Me: This will haunt me.

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Chat
February 14, 2012
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Family 03

  • Sis: Happy Valentine's Day to you and Josh. I pray you are haunted by thousands of naked cherubs tonight. May they all be named "love" so love will be in the air at your house.
  • Me: Why would you wish that?!
  • Sis: Romance.
  • (later)
  • Sis: o_________o and all my prayers come true...

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Quote
December 08, 2011
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"What is this light that I see as I swim through the pinhole that is my mother’s vagina? What is this feeling…Alas, it is excitement."

— Sister, after being told that I had bought her Tamales

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June 25, 2011
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June 07, 2011
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When I was younger, I wanted to be a comic book artist. But as I grew up and realized I actually blew at drawing, I hid all my art supplies and ran away in shame.  Recently, I dug up all my old crap. This was an actual cartoon idea between my sister and me.

When I was younger, I wanted to be a comic book artist. But as I grew up and realized I actually blew at drawing, I hid all my art supplies and ran away in shame. 

Recently, I dug up all my old crap. This was an actual cartoon idea between my sister and me.

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