- Me: ...And their eyes are blue, too.
- Sis: Aw :) I imagine babies little voices will sound really cute.
- Me: In the vag cave
- Sis: Little Baby Poop.
- Me: ...
- Sis: Do you think cherubs have intercourse like humans or lay eggs like birds
- Me: This will haunt me.
- Sis: Happy Valentine's Day to you and Josh. I pray you are haunted by thousands of naked cherubs tonight. May they all be named "love" so love will be in the air at your house.
- Me: Why would you wish that?!
- Sis: Romance.
- Sis: o_________o and all my prayers come true...
"What is this light that I see as I swim through the pinhole that is my mother’s vagina? What is this feeling…Alas, it is excitement."
— Sister, after being told that I had bought her Tamales